Modest Mango

All I wanted to do was play Street Fighter IV.

This summer Phil and Chris de Burr are hitting NYC in a Mango extravaganza at the same time as the FastFoodTour crew roll into Brooklyn, NY. I can only imagine what might happen when two incredible blogs go tête-à-tête in America…

Sadly this is going under ‘General’ because there is no ‘Hair’ category but maybe after today we’ll have a few more posts about hair (Porter and CDB I’m talking to you; Thomas, naturally you are excused). Back in the day Phil and I were regular visitors to any purveyor stocking the various hair products of that bald sensation (once again, not you Thomas), and one of our ‘heroes’, the one and only, Trev…

The fact he has his own shop might have just inspired me to rock out that quiff I worked so hard to coiffeur for so much of sixth form. However, I don’t think I am quite ready to return to the days of that Fran Healy effort… Oh god…

Today a pie was created from scratch. This is a log of the creation of Pie 0.1b.

Every epic story has its humble beginnings. An epic recipe is no different, for a pie without a crust is merely a saucy stew.

It is important to flatten the dough and put it into the chill, for a dough that is warm is merely unusable.

What is the point of having a heart if there is no blood to pump? Do not neglect the white sauce.

Hear this! Clean thy leeks, lest ye find a dead fucking bug on one of the leaves that you weren’t aware of until ye looked at your photographs afterwards.

It is said that in times of dire need a great man will lead us unto salvation. It is said that his understanding of mathematics as applied to global wealth will be vast and that at times his hair will resemble that of Chad Michael Murray. It is said that he will come unto us upon a panther and will speak of apples. It is written that from the depths he will rise up from the darkness and exclaim: “Chckn!”

The ancient Chinese art of “stir-fry” is proof that the Chinese invented everything, including pie.

A pie without its skin is like a human without his skin. Fucked.

If a pie is dropped in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course not.

Beta testing of Pie 0.1b begins tomorrow. A service log will be posted.

Any comment with regards to this post and the new Assistant?