Archive for March 2009


Slap on the wrist, not castration

Posted by Thomas on March 31st, 2009 — 8:49pm

That got your attention didnt it?

In recent days, the misdemeanours of MPs have dominated newspaper and television headlines. First there was the controversy over the second home allowance claimed by the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith. Then were the revelations about the Edinburgh MP caught with his trousers down. Next to step into the spotlight was the unemployment minister, Tony McNulty, who had, it emerged, claimed a second home allowance on his parents’ home, a mere 11 miles from Westminster, and even closer to his constituency home. To top off this string of controversies, the Home Secretary’s husband and parliamentary assistant (who some in the press have now dubbed Jack-Off Smith) was found to have downloaded some rather ‘blue’ movies (hence the nickname).

Trust in MPs has plummeted, when it was already at a low ebb after the disgraceful lies over the Iraq War, the Equitable Life shambles, and the backtracking on the promised referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. Throw in the worst recession in decades and the first global contraction in GDP since World War 2 and you can see why politicians currently have about as good a press as Lucifer had when he suggested that God might want to reconsider denying humanity knowledge.

Now please do not misunderstand what follows. I entirely agree that many politicians have had their snouts in the trough. In the good years, when the economy was booming, politicians shared in the growth. Their salaries dwarf those of their constituents. Their holidays are as generous as those enjoyed by teachers. But the recent hysteria has been completely out of proportion.

The newspapers are mostly to blame. Some journalists have a poor grasp on basic arithmetic and seem to fail to understand what MPs allowances actually pay for. MPs have generous allowances but to claim that these are part of their salary, as the Mirror and Sun did today, is plain daft. An MP has two or three members of full-time staff. Staff are paid for from the MP’s staffing allowance. An MP sends out many letters on parliamentary paper and in parliamentary envelopes. Such office costs are paid for from the MP’s stationary allowance.

Well over two-thirds of most MPs allowances are claimed for basic administration. To include MPs staffing allowances in calculations of their allowance claims as though it was part of some inherent greed is like condemning the chief executive of a business for paying for his secretary through the company.

People are scared by the current economic news (again, not helped by the hysterical reporting of Sky and the BBC). They are angry that the good times have stopped and want someone to blame. The excesses of the banking sector make them an easy target. The ineffectuality of MPs at dealing with the recession has led to anger being redirected at them.

Reform of the system is needed. The rules over second home allowances and MPs travel costs need to be overhauled. But MPs need to be able to do their jobs of representing their constituents and holding the Government to account. If we listen to the cries of the media and the phone-ins, then we’ll be in danger of throwing out the baby with the bath water. Or opting for castration rather than warning that it makes you blind.

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Loons | Montrose – 28.3.09

Posted by Michael on March 29th, 2009 — 10:54pm

Venue: Station Park


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Forfar  0
Montrose  3

Not the blogging start we were hoping for…

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Chicago’s new offensive TACKLE

Posted by Michael on March 27th, 2009 — 12:04am

It is difficult to talk about the Bears’ free agency with much fervour. I want to believe Jerry Angelo’s stubbornness during free agency will be the kind of gambit that pays off down the line when we draft a Tom Brady in the sixth round of the draft and go on to win seven consecutive Super Bowls. Somehow, I don’t think so. I like Kyle Orton, but when we could be signing Jay Cutler? A 25 year old Pro Bowler? In the words of GOB:

Come on!!!

Anyway, with Mike Brown gone and the disintegration of an already weak offensive line, a few free agents have needed to be signed, including newest addition, Kevin Shaffer. This dude sounds promising:

“I think I’m a nasty player,” Shaffer said when asked to describe himself. “I love playing in cold weather. I love the dirt. I love the snow. I love the running game. I love to be agressive and get into guys.”

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ATTENTION MANGOERS

Posted by Michael on March 24th, 2009 — 11:11pm

Be sure to tune in for The Apprentice tomorrow night. Burr will no doubt know, but for those of us not in Northern Ireland at the moment it may have passed us by that former Inchmarlo and Inst pupil, Ben Clarke, is one of the candidates. As a “trainee stockbroker” who has been working in Newcastle-Upon-Fucking-Tyne he will clearly have some game. (ROFLZ)

To me making money is better than sex.

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Loon Football – 24th March 2009

Posted by Michael on March 24th, 2009 — 10:59pm

When the Scottish football season ended last May Rangers had reached a UEFA Cup Final (an opportunity for Scots abroad to rear its ugly head), Celtic won a farcical SPL and somebody must have won the Scottish Cup (presumably Rangers or Celtic). It was a particularly exciting time to be in Fife as East Fife stormed away with the Third Division. In contrast it was also a pretty desparate time to be a Forfar Athletic fan. The Third Division is a division traditionally saturated with the historic teams of Angus: including Brechin, Arbroath, ’the Mo’ and of course, little Forfar. When these teams play supporters turn out in their droves to wave fists at one other (and the ref), each individual fan fuelled only by the pie / bridie / smokie in their coat pocket and by the fucking terrible cold wind that sweeps across that part of Scotland. Given this county’s passion for good football you can imagine the heartbreak then when Forfar finished a very innocuous last position.

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I was there. As were English Glen and Neil Finlayson. Surprisingly the Loons nearly didn’t finish last, squandering a last minute one-on-one in the last game of the season. Nevertheless, given the way they played most of the year, even a late season rally never truly felt like it was going to be enough. The title of “Worst team in British league football” was pretty deserved. They were certainly the worst football team I’ve ever seen.

So imagine our surprise by the shitstorm that has gathered in Forfar this season. It all started with a new manager and a new ethos. A focus on homegrown talent instead of reckless spending in the transfer window and a back-to-basics approach means that with nine games left, we find our beloved Loons one point behind the playoffs and with two games in hand.

I look forward to covering the rest of the season in the hope that they might make the playoffs. And obviously, if they do, ModestMango will be there, in Scotland, to provide you with up-to-date coverage.

Change is coming.

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