Modest Mango

1. The Short Game

2. Austin food

3. Sreetharan Chelliah

This guy has really shaken up the Mango massive. Always trying to lure us into a horror/rapefest movie the big Malaysian hasn’t succeeded yet. But then you can’t beat the wildcard forever.

4. Quotes

This guy…

5. Hours

It was said here on this day at this time on Mango: Academy Award Nominee Paul Walker. Guys, this was a game changer. Paul Walker just invented the ‘slow thriller’. One act. One actor. One baby. One monologue.* †

*It should be noted that Sreetharan Cheliah was asked to vacate his seat. Then this douche came and stole it. JGL stole Sree’s seat.

† Please note No. 5 is a tongue-in-cheek comment. The official view of ModestMango is that Hours is an awful movie.

Thanks Telly. You made another week of nights much more bearable. That, roasted peanuts and avocado & bacon sandwiches.

MJ out.

The critically acclaimed 1970s hit Kojak shows on ITV at about 3am every night. Who knew.