Quite a few people have asked about the incident that initiated Burr’s boycott of the Clements’ chain of coffee houses. Well, as most people already know, it involved myself, P! and of course The Baby. Naturally Phil was not bothered by the incident, I tried to ignore the situation, but as we all know, CD don’t take no shit.
The “incident” involved the three of us, a KitKat Chunky Peanut, Clements and a very huffy waitress. How did we discover her huffiness? Well, when I refused to heed her warning that we could only eat Clements goods – instead continuing to unwrap and then eat my KitKat Chunky Peanut – she took what can only be described as a strop. She then proceeded to purposely make us wait an eternity for our order, with the occasional and brief, but very cold glance towards our table.
CD was determined to make a stand (literally!) and leave, Phil was merely bemused (suggesting that “that bitch take a break, lolz”) and me? Well I was simply enjoying the end of my KitKat Chunky Peanut. Of course the order finally arrived and we were greeted with a premature and as ingenuine as possible “you’re welcome”. And that’s how “Burr’s Two Fingers…” began.
So why “The Second Bite”? In the words of Sammy – “Sequel, bitch!” That’s right, my second return to Clements resulted in another meeting with that certain huffy waitress. How did I handle it? I would like to think with a quiet dignity and rugged handsomeness. How did she handle it? A cold glare, an offended expression and what I interpreted as a look of lust.
What can be learned from these encounters?
1. Michael Johnston, like Cosmo Kramer, also has the the kavorka or “the lure of the animal”.
2. KitKat Chunky Peanut is indeed a tasty chocolate snack.
Cheers Nestle. You guys are awesome.