For a good ten minutes today, I genuinely thought to myself how great it would be if I was a woman since that would increase my chances of marrying HFW. For some reason, Channel 4 has removed my two go-to shows for dinner time 4od viewing – BBT and HIMYM (man, I’m really feeling those cuts now). I have since been methodically watching through the current season of River Cottage. I love the way HFW thinks almost as much as I love the way he pronounces certain words, like "lemon".
I’m insanely jealous that Johnston has actually been to the canteen and I also have a massive craving for a sausage stew (it’s 2 in the morning right now). Like me, you may also be wondering what the logical conclusion of this post is, and it is probably this picture: